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Best bar jokes

These are the best 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small
• Here was this man in a bar
• This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
• A man went for an audition at a local club
• A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
• A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
• A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president bush appeared on the television
• Why were guys put on this earth?
• An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
• A slightly drunk man walks up to the bartender and says hey thats a funny looking bird

Random bar jokes

These are 10 bar jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano
• Every friday night three men go to a bar and complain about their wives
• A man went for an audition at a local club
• A frenchman walks into a bar smiles at the landlord
• A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed
• I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double
• A man walks into the front door of a bar
• Two men walked into a bar
• One night a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar
• This woman goes into a bar and bets 100 dollars that no man can make her feel like a woman

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