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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to hate facial hair
I don't trust stairs
Would you like the milk in a bag
I would avoid the sushi
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
A furniture store keeps calling me
I have a dad bod
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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