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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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