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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• I would avoid the sushi
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Can you put the cat out
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• My daughter screeched
• What time did the man go to the dentist
• How many apples grow on a tree
• Soup or salad?
• Sorry about your wait
• What do you call a fat psychic
• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees

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Funny jokes

• What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit
• A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
• Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?
• Impress a woman and a man
• Three third graders were walking down the street a redhead brunette and a blonde
• Raising Children Takes A Village, Preferably One With Many Vineyards
• Why Do People Wear Shamrocks On St. Patrick's Day
• Why do the smurfs laugh when they frolic through the forest?
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• You Have More Chins Than Chinatown