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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• I would avoid the sushi
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• Why did the scarecrow win an award
• How do I look?
• Want to hear a joke about paper
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

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