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MOM: 'How do I look?' DAD: 'With your eyes.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why did the coffee file a police report
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What time did the man go to the dentist
Paper or plastic?
My wife is really mad at the fact that
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How do you get a squirrel to like you
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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