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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't play soccer
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
When a dad drives past a graveyard
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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