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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do I look?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How does a penguin build it's house
My wife is really mad at the fact that
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I don't play soccer
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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