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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't trust stairs
When a dad drives past a graveyard
How does a penguin build it's house
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I have a dad bod
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I used to hate facial hair
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I Think This Generation Will Have To Go Into Separate
If A Guy Remembers The Color Of Your Eyes After
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Winter's Coming So I'm Knitting You A Muffler
This is your captain speaking we have leveled off and arecruising at flight level three five zero
I eat
My Superpower Is Making People Laugh. Which Would Be Great
Doggies Just Call It Style
Yo mama is so fat that when i took her to a buffet