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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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I could tell a joke about pizza
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Would you like the milk in a bag
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I don't play soccer
I just watched a program about beavers
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Dads 50th birthday card
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
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You might be a redneck if you learned
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Yo mama so old she has dreams
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Yo mama so fat when she fell
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I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me, My Bath Toys
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