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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What's brown and sticky
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call a fat psychic
My daughter screeched
Hey I was thinking
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I made a pencil with two erasers
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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First Word In The World - Huh
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