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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
How do I look?
How many apples grow on a tree
Dads 50th birthday card
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Can you put the cat out
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What do you call a fat psychic
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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