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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Would you like the milk in a bag
Want to hear a joke about paper
I've got a great joke about construction
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I used to hate facial hair
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Make me a sandwich!
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a catholic elementary school for lunch