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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Can you put the cat out
Did you hear the rumor about butter
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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My daughter screeched
I don't trust stairs
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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I could tell a joke about pizza
Two goldfish are in a tank
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