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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Why did the coffee file a police report
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Don t forget a bucket
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Make me a sandwich!
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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