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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
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Sorry about your wait
What's brown and sticky
Can you put the cat out
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I would avoid the sushi
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