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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I just watched a program about beavers
How do you get a squirrel to like you
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
People don't like having to bend over
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
When a dad drives past a cow
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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