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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I could tell a joke about pizza
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Can you put the cat out
Don t forget a bucket
I used to hate facial hair
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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