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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
The shovel
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Would you like the milk in a bag
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
When a dad drives past a cow
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
People don't like having to bend over
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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Hey There, Mind If I Take A Bite? Cause Your
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer
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