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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• People don't like having to bend over
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
• I've got a great joke about construction
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
• When you ask a dad if he's alright
• I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
• Why did the coffee file a police report
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• Can you put the cat out

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