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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
How many apples grow on a tree
Can you put the cat out
I don't play soccer
A furniture store keeps calling me
Hey I was thinking
How do you make a Kleenex dance
The shovel
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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