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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I could tell a joke about pizza
Can you put my shoes on
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you call a fake noodle
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Sorry about your wait
Did you hear about the circus fire
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What's brown and sticky
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