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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I've never gone to a gun range before
I used to hate facial hair
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Did you hear about the circus fire
People say they pick their nose
A furniture store keeps calling me
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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