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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
People don't like having to bend over
How does a penguin build it's house
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
My daughter screeched
I made a pencil with two erasers
I don't trust stairs
Did you hear about the circus fire
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends a college student led the way into the den
Why are there no amusement parks in china?
My Sister Had A Baby And They Took A While
You're Sweeter Than 3.14
Yo mama is so fat the last time she
Don't Get Me Wrong, I'm Grateful To Have
There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
When In Doubt, Mumble
I Downloaded The Pinterest App And Now My Phone Is
How do you know if a frenchman has been in your backyard?