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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
Why don't eggs tell jokes
What do you get from a pampered cow
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Soup or salad?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Don t forget a bucket
How many apples grow on a tree
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