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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
• To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on
• Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
• How does a penguin build it's house
• Did you hear about the circus fire
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• I have a dad bod
• Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
• The rotation of earth

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• Maybe If We All Sit Extremely Still, Monday Won't
• Marriage Is Like Coffee. First It's Really Hot. Then
• Thanks For Explaining The Word "many" To Me, It Means
• Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting