One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient ...read more Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb. ...read more What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown? "Does this taste funny to you?" ...read more Ya momma so fat one day she had ona pair of tight yellow britches she bent over to pick up a quarter. 3 guys got in. thought it was a yellow cab. ...read more Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them. ...read more Read all the Jokes
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. Read all the insults
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category funny: I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times Im sooo Bad, i do it in the car,i do it on the couch,i do it on my bed...GOD Texting is SUCH an obssession Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists? More Msn names from the category funny
category love: Thanks for you sweet words, thanks for jou warm smile, you the best on earth, i found you after one thousand miles! Baby I fly your the ónly one I need in my life You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen I'm wet, I'm tired and I'm pissed! So don't even think about mess with this pussy! More Msn names from the category love
category cool: Save water, drink beer (F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L) Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE × More Msn names from the category cool
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you! Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. More funny SMS texts
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