Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?
It was untweetable!
How many seconds are in a year?
Only 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. By Maya AngelouInspirational quotes
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!One-Liners
I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.Sms messages
Be smart, Be clever put me in your heart 4-everChat messages